PARABASIS
Execestides (Jack) had already made his exit, leaving the warzone for higher ground, carried aloft by the harpies disguised as muses. First there were three -- the dove, the pigeon, the swallow... Then there were four -- the owl, the kestrel, the osprey, the falcon... Then there were nine -- made up of these original seven with the addition of the buzzard, and finally the cuckoo.
Execestides tried his best to fit in but was always at odds with the sky-circus harpies. He never liked taking orders and quickly grew annoyed with the constant pecking. He decided to put his foot down. He demanded from the harpies that he have his own room. Execestides put a deadbolt on the door to keep the harpies out but this lead to a different annoyance,
(knock, knock)
Who's there?
(knock, knock)
Who's there?
(knock, knock)
Who's there?
Everyone got a big kick out of annoying Execestides.
Execestides (Jack) had already made his exit, leaving the warzone for higher ground, carried aloft by the harpies disguised as muses. First there were three -- the dove, the pigeon, the swallow... Then there were four -- the owl, the kestrel, the osprey, the falcon... Then there were nine -- made up of these original seven with the addition of the buzzard, and finally the cuckoo.
Execestides tried his best to fit in but was always at odds with the sky-circus harpies. He never liked taking orders and quickly grew annoyed with the constant pecking. He decided to put his foot down. He demanded from the harpies that he have his own room. Execestides put a deadbolt on the door to keep the harpies out but this lead to a different annoyance,
(knock, knock)
Who's there?
(knock, knock)
Who's there?
(knock, knock)
Who's there?
Everyone got a big kick out of annoying Execestides.
Jack took it in stride and the nonchalance began to pay off. HA!
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